god created the world in 7 days well it took 9 months to create me so clearly i’m a big deal
it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning
oh my god
fucking fandom references
WHAT FANDOM? THE JESUS FANDOM?
THEY PREFER THE TERM CHRISTIANITY
This is the post that killed me
This is the post that killed him.
this just gets better and better
i bet people dont understand that im joking 800% of the time
by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime
the “no sleveless tops” american public school dress code policy is impeding on our 2nd amendment right to bare arms
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Ask your mom.
Mobile blogging a.k.a only reblogging text posts because none of the pictures load