Solar Road Trip
"Mom! Earth threw a satellite at me!!" said all the other planets.
"Mom," Pluto wailed, "Earth is saying I’m not a real planet again!"
this is cute.
poor pluto :(
you’ll always be real
I love how our entire generation all take Pluto not being an official planet anymore as a personal insult
sit up straight then reblog this so your followers sit properly too you’re welcome
… These kids will rule the world.
THE LAST ONE THO.
I need these children
When the blind lead the blind, get out the way. #profound
Some of these would look so good on t-shirts
A miss is as good as a Mr.
nothing about me is naturally straight
when i was little i thought food poisoning meant that someone had literally poisoned your food and one time my sister got food poisoning from mccdonalds so i told everyone at school that the drive thru guy tried to kill my sister
adult: wow teen is frowning !!! must have attitude !!!!! moody !!!!!!
the worst thing in the world is when you see someone u know at the end of a long hallway and u just gotta stare at them awkwardly until you’re close enough to smile or say hi
the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.
oh my god
UM OK YOU SEE THAT LITTLE FLESH COLOURED THING POKING OUT OF HER HAIR?? UM YEAH OK AM I SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE THATS THE APEX OF HER FUCKING HEAD BECAUSE THAT IS JUST DOWNRIGHT UNACCEPTABLE. HOW DOES SHE HAVE SUCH A POINTY HEAD I THOUGHT SHE WAS ONE OF THE ONLY CHARACTERS IN THIS GODDAMNED SHOW TO HAVE A SOMEWHAT NORMAL SHAPED HEAD BUT NO I WAS WRONG. JUST LOOK AT THAT ABOMINATION WHAT IS IT WITH HER MOM THAT MAKES HER HAVE SUCH POINTY HEADED CHILDREN WHAT FREAKS OF NATURE
shit gets heated in the phineas and ferb fandom
IT DOESNT EVEN LINE UP WITH HER FOREHEAD WTF