THIS IS MY FAVOURITE TWEET EVER
Walk into the club like what up I got a big croc.
the fact that they took the time to animate a gag reel is amazing
woah calm down im just trying to date your dad
You know what’s a big turn on? When you’re making out with someone and they just randomly get on top of you. Yeah that is fucking great.
It’s a fucking miracle
I would agree if that ever happened to me but it didn’t and I’m ME soooo
The tallest statue in the world, Ushiku Daibutsu.
this always gives me chills
I JUST UNDERSTOOD WHAT THE CHUM BUCKET IS ON SPONGEBOB.
AFTER ALL THESE YEARS. I JUST REALIZED.
Chum is something that fisherman use as bait…it’s chopped up fish parts.
IT’S A CANNIBAL RESTAURANT. THAT’S WHY NOBODY GOES THERE.
I’M HAVING REVELATIONS OVER HERE.
I feel like I just discovered Davinci’s code or something, this really isn’t that important, but, the people need to know…
i follow back always
sick of fake people. wtf. i was watching this movie the other day and this guy died in it, then i googled the actor and guess what? hes still alive. he didnt really die in the movie. disgusting
in French, another way to say “you’re my life” is “suce ma bite” :)
"hey since you’re up can u-"