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minicanada:

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE TWEET EVER

charmn:

Walk into the club like what up I got a big croc.

whitetrashtiel:

the fact that they took the time to animate a gag reel is amazing

17yr:

woah calm down im just trying to date your dad

perchu:

plasticbagvevo:

perchu:

my nose is cold

put it in the oven

ok

leader-of-standing-purgatorians:

ilikethecandy:

ayehayley:

You know what’s a big turn on? When you’re making out with someone and they just randomly get on top of you. Yeah that is fucking great.

It’s a fucking miracle

Love it

I would agree if that ever happened to me but it didn’t and I’m ME soooo

dzolamboto:

oregonfairy:

The tallest statue in the world, Ushiku Daibutsu.

this always gives me chills

Insane.

kevinthepro:

I JUST UNDERSTOOD WHAT THE CHUM BUCKET IS ON SPONGEBOB. 

AFTER ALL THESE YEARS. I JUST REALIZED.

Chum is something that fisherman use as bait…it’s chopped up fish parts.

IT’S A CANNIBAL RESTAURANT. THAT’S WHY NOBODY GOES THERE.

I’M HAVING REVELATIONS OVER HERE.

I feel like I just discovered Davinci’s code or something, this really isn’t that important, but, the people need to know…

doll:

 i follow back always

fasterfood:

sick of fake people. wtf. i was watching this movie the other day and this guy died in it, then i googled the actor and guess what? hes still alive. he didnt really die in the movie. disgusting

surprisebitch:

in French, another way to say “you’re my life” is “suce ma bite” :)

spookyassniall:

"hey since you’re up can u-"

*sits down*